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جک 5

نویسنده :RA Min
تاریخ:شنبه 17 تیر 1391-09:48 بعد از ظهر

از غضنفر می پرسن : می گذاری پسرت بره دانشگاه ؟
غضنفر میگه : آره ، به شرطی که به درسش لطمه نزنه !!!
مراحل حذف تدریجی کنکور رو باچشمای خودم دیدم! به خدا دیدم. کنکور 91 بهمون ساندیس ندادن.احتمالا سال دیگه کیک هم نمیدن و بعدش کلا کنکور حذف میشه..به این میگن مقدمه چینی...
استاد: وقتی بزرگ شدی چه می کنی؟ شاگرد: ازدواج! استاد: نخیر منظورم اینه که چی می شی؟ شاگرد: داماد! استاد: اوه! منظورم این است وقتی بزرگ شدی چی به دست می آری؟ شاگرد: زن! استاد: بله! وقتی بزرگ شدی برای پدر و مادرت چی می گیری؟ شاگرد: عروسی می گیرم! استاد: پسر جان پدر و مادرت در آینده از تو چه می خوان؟ شاگرد: نوه!


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